whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
it takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 to frown and thats why my face is fucking ripped and it will kick your ass
Imagine your icon suddenly taking a picture of you as you get out of the shower and blackmails you into letting them sleep in your bed at night because they are scared of the dark.
gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*
DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE
CAUSE I DO
Or you when know the middle and ending but you don’t know how to start it